PRACTICAL PROVERBS

The best way to get even is to forget…

Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts…

Some folks wear their halos much too tight….

Some marriages are made in heaven,
but they ALL have to be maintained on earth…

Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days,
then perhaps giving “advice” to God isn’t such a good idea.

Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and Faith looks up…

Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous.
You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.

It isn’t difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill…
just add a little dirt.

A successful marriage isn’t finding the right person ….
It’s being the right person.

The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.

Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them.

The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

To forgive is to set the prisoner free,
and then discover the prisoner was you.

It’s all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again.
Just be sure to flush when you are done.

You’ll notice that a turtle only makes progress
when it sticks out its neck….

If you wait for perfect conditions, you will never get anything done…
Keep on sowing your seed, for you never know which will grow—
perhaps it all will.